Bizarro-Sai

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Feb 20

 #dude #Elrond #you’re a motherfucking Elf man #you could’ve felled that mortal motherfucker with a quirk of one perfectly manicured eyebrow #but no #you let that whiny little bitch walk off with the fucking One Ring and basically doomed all of Middle Earth to war #was it because you got dirty? #is that like Elven kryptonite? #your face got dirty and therefore you couldn’t get your bitchass in gear long enough to shove one puny human into a lake of fire? #is that why Legolas always keeps his face so damn clean all the time? #cause he learned from your dirty sweaty mistakes and knows that all that stands between him and obscurity is a bar of Dove soap? #wait…what was I talking about? #oh right #The One Ring #way to drop the ball son

HAHAHAHAHA

Elrond: DESTROY THE RIIIIIIIING.
Isildur: NU.
Elrond:

Tangentially, this scene makes me think of this:

(Source: groovymutants)

Reblogged 2 months ago from zerachin

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lord of the rings, elrond, isildur,